There's an unmistakable stigma attached to being a fully realized, grown-ass adult who
prefers cheese pizza. Stating such a preference makes much of the pizza-consuming public think you're an unrefined rube with the palate of a small child.
That's a damn shame, because toppings are the single most overrated element of the pizza equation, and a perfect slice of cheese pizza is a beautiful testament to the virtues of simple restraint.
Let me be clear that this has nothing to do with pickiness. I am a fan of pretty much all your standard (and even non-standard!) pizza toppings. Sausage? I'm part German AND part Polish. Pepperoni? Pass me one of those little bags by the Boboli crusts in the grocery store and see what happens. Hell, I even enjoy anchovies, the obligatory topping of choice of the weird, annoying fringe character in mediocre sitcoms everywhere. https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/best-cheese-pizza-toppings-overrated/food-and-drink
